olivia//sixteen//taurus

the-sky-traveler:

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

palmerosa:

iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl:

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

i love this so much

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

• person:  calm down
• me:  I was calm but now i'm going to throw this entire desk at you

i miss you soooo much but i missed my happiness more than i’ll ever miss you

watercolor-moon:

this is what snart sends me in her free time

watercolor-moon:

extreme-speed:

sneks have taken over

um snek? sni snexiled snu snalready….. snuck snoff.

i would hope ;)

ahsadler:

iterativeimprovement:

merbearedie:

michaels is truly a family store

A late-breaking (4/15/2016) update on THAT hot mess: an author I really like nudged Michael’s on Twitter and they’ve seen the error of their ways.

i can’t believe we kinkshamed michaels into a product recall

peachslicesinsyrup:

am i going to be sleepy every day for the rest of my life

okay how about tell me roughly the time we met and ill tell you if its you, i’m bad with dates and i only remember the date i met one person (of the people who i used to talk to)